How do I tumblr?

icavein:

marauders4evr:

hom3stuck-pon3:

i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long

…this scene is from the very first episode.

Ummm, no this aint

historicaltimes:

World War I: Every Day

See the changing front lines of World War I every day from Austria-Hungary’s declaration of war to the armistice of November 11, 1918. This video also includes the changing front lines in Africa and the Pacific. The war started 100 years ago and today we live as the result of its legacy.

Legend:
Maroon = Central Powers and annexed lands.
Burgundy = Areas militarily occupied by the Central Powers.
Red = Central Power puppet or client states.
Brown = Central Powers in an armistice.
Pink = Central Power gains for that day.
Dark blue = Allied powers
Blue = Central Powered lands militarily occupied by the Allies.
Blue-grey = Allied powers in an armisitce.
Light blue = Allied gains for that day.



sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

delanceybuildingbridges:

delanceybuildingbridges:

I really really hope people are as pissed as I am.

(also ignore my typo I know it’s there)

I feel happy that this is the highest number of notes I’ve ever received on a post, because I think it is important that people are aware/get angry about this. But my twitter avi is a fuCKING PUG THAT’S SO SILLY! I FEEL EMBARRASSED.

simplypotterheads:

Matthew Lewis accepts the Best Fandom Forever award (via video) at the first annual MTVu Fandom Awards x

carryonstarkid:

Just watching Girl Meets World when I noticed something

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Take a closer look

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Sound Familiar?

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im not crying youre crying

livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

mcgamerconnor:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

rowanofrohan:

moonjail:

ilovesuperwholockstuck:

serpent-of-despair:

askslendermaneuniverse:

deadlyassassinsheadquarters:

g-garasu:

hayatos-hideout:

I just want to test the gamer side of Tumblr

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I have every xbox

I have every…

tastefullyoffensive:

One of the best cosplays at this year’s Comic-Con. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

One of the best cosplays at this year’s Comic-Con. [via]

who keeps making Step Up movies and why
gryffindorgeek7777:

mad-piper-with-a-box:

thetomska:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?

So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.
If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.
Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.
And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.

gryffindorgeek7777:

mad-piper-with-a-box:

thetomska:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?

So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.

If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.

Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.

And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.

fly-by-morning-light:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

This is gold

fireprobie:

ultrafacts:

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This is a good idea and we should try this

fireprobie:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

This is a good idea and we should try this

rottenrobbie:

thr3ads:

loveandddrevenge:

zerofuckingfriends:

gallifrey-feels:

balladofwormzlp:

bakedandbipolar:

every.single.one.of.these

ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr

opium

I reblog this every single time

I want to get these bees out of my teeth

what the fuck is whippits

The gas inside whipped cream bottles. That shit fucks you up good