How do I tumblr?

flighttune:

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster

the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

halcyonsound:

insenial:

ai-yo:

they saved her life

Y’all don’t understand what this scene means to me. This Christian girl wearing the flower crown and the white bedsheet was going to murder Piper for not kowtowing to her homophobic bullshit. Like, Piper is out here about to get shanked when the inmate counselor is within ear shot and can see what’s about to go down. Piper calls out for help, and the counselor turns his back and leaves, knowing full well that Piper might die. This is what a lot of Pacifists don’t understand: you can not react in a non-violent manner to someone who is trying to kill you. You have to be able to use the appropriate amount of force to disarm them, and thanks to these fantastic women of color, Piper didn’t die. This scene was everything.

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this gif set

princecarey:

hockey blogs during the off season:

image

dylanmann21:

fixxxxer:

James 2014

This is not a meet & greet.

He is a 17 years old boy from Poland. For years he’s trying to beat brain tumor. Meeting with Metallica was his biggest dream.

A few months before Sonisphere Festival in Poland, he met people from foundation “I have a dream” (polish: Mam Marzenie)

The foundation tries to make incurably ill people’s dreams come true. They decided to help this boy and contacted with Metallica’s manager.

Boy met Metallica before the show in Warsaw. He spent with his idols great moments. After this meeting he recalled:

I remember James’ words: "Polish people are strong. And You are strong too" 

Then, for the first time, he saw Metallica’ live performance, because the foundation in addition to the meeting, assured him concert’ ticket and accommodation” - Source : http://oletelamani.tumblr.com/

This makes me so fucking happy.

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

weasleywrinkles:

kittykat1087:

imsirius:

Mark Williams and Julie Walters behind the scenes of Bill&Fleur’s wedding

This should have just been put in the movie, as mr and mrs weasley probably dance just like this.

THIS IS GOLD

merlinfanatic77:

biinarykid:

wtfrobin:

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

looks like God ran out of printer ink

reblogging for comment 

merlinfanatic77:

biinarykid:

wtfrobin:

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

looks like God ran out of printer ink

reblogging for comment 

squidxx:

The kings just get better and better

squidxx:

The kings just get better and better

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

vinebox:

THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HTE FRICK

cl0ckwork-sundial:

I don’t have enough Rush on my dash. If you love the band Rush, please reblog this so I can follow you!

Reblog if you like progressive rock.